Famishment jokes
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Community talk
GENESIS 25 The Death of Abraham 1Abraham had taken another wife, whose name was Keturah. 2She bore him Zimran, Jokshan, Medan, Midian, Ishbak and Shuah. 3Jokshan was the father of Sheba and Dedan; the descendants of Dedan were the Ashurites, the Letushites and the Leummites. 4The sons of Midian were Ephah, Epher, Hanok, Abida and Eldaah. All these were descendants of Keturah. 5Abraham left everything he owned to Isaa… Read more