Family status jokes
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.