Family status jokes

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

Guys, my sister's pregnant!

I'm finally a dad!