Family status jokes

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.

What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.