Family Friend jokes

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”

He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.

Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?

It was family friendly.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.

He didn't show up for the rest of the year.

The F in orphan stands for family.