Family Friend jokes

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."

The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.

I have friends.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.

Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?

It was family friendly.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become. On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again. “Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.