Falco jokes

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.