Fake account jokes

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.