Extinguisher jokes
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
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The ultimate speedrun
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Memes
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
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My dearest Seth,
I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.
I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more
If you forget me Poem: I want you to know one thing.
You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me.
Well, now, if little by lit… Read more
funny story about yesterday ( true )
a teacher / or principle walked into my science room ( I was upstairs not in science that period ) and he/she walked into a fire extinguisher and it dropped to the floor nd exploded, then people decided to spray cologne with it, and mf I thought someone went GAHGAHBOOM on the school, but any ways it got into a chemical room nd mixed in with chemicals too...
i inhaled so much of it on accident dude.. nd in certain sents I'm allergic too, GUESS WHOS SICK NOWWWW