Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
