No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Explain Jokes
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
Explain bear.
Hello explain bear my love đź’•đź’•
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"