Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them? A: Look in a mirror.
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? A mustang challenger doesn't exist
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
my life
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
