Exaltation jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Mooning is very astrological!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Community talk
The body is just a vessel, like a ship with nobody onboard drifting in the blackness of the sea. When you look up you see the stars dazzled where the stars have long passed but the light still travels, the near infinite beauty must have a creator, who embellishes the space between the heavens and the earth, in my mind, even a rock has a soul and speaks profound speech. This is the power of my Lord the Exalted, above our highest level of consciousness.