A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!
Harvey 😁: It's funny!
Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, harv!
Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?
Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!
Harvey😟: That's not true!
Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!
Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!
Kalierien😡: Hi guys hows your day?
Harvey😁: Good!
Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!
Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an otameal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that ben guy for sure as a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
i dont even like ketchup so it stays stinky
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP its rude and not even funny. GET UR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF UR GONNA BE RUDE!
Gwen do u have to be so happy all the time? Even u don't get the joke!
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
Your so ugly ur mom and dad abandoned you and you went to the adoption Center and not even the adoption Center would take you or let you in.
The time I saw u and you ask me to be your friend me: yeah..no your to ugly even your parents never loved u kid: 😭
alr ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! have a good fucking life, i hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever ive passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beaf ill fight u bro, ur prob a stick, im fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
