Espresso jokes
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.