Ensemble jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

What do you call an emo a cappella group?

Self harmony.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...

In A minor.