Endocrinology jokes

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.

Patient: It runs in the family.

Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.