Elvis jokes
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
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Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
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It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
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If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
