Edmonton jokes
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.