Eckhart jokes
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.