Du jokes

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada du energy

Hudididada hada dudo

Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP

....energy

Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no.

Then, she asks Toto, “Where is the biggest river in the world?”

“Under my bench,” he replies.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?