Drug trade jokes

Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!