Drove jokes

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!