If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Drove Jokes
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
