Drinking Water jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why drink water and not bleach?
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.