Downrightness jokes
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Community talk
Breaking my hiatus one more time to post this. I need weird, random, wacky, and downright stupid ideas for a story I'm writing. Doesn't matter how insane it is, I'll write it as a portion of the thing. Can be as long or short as you want. Only thing I ask is please try to limit discussion to a minimum so it's easier to find the suggestions.