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Breaking my hiatus one more time to post this. I need weird, random, wacky, and downright stupid ideas for a story I'm writing. Doesn't matter how insane it is, I'll write it as a portion of the thing. Can be as long or short as you want. Only thing I ask is please try to limit discussion to a minimum so it's easier to find the suggestions.

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autofill: deez nuts and a little sugar on top and then you have to put the whole bottle of water on the bottom and it goes to your nose to make it a bit easier for the next day to clean it out so it will not get dirty but you have a lot to drink so i don’t know what you are doing

The Unknown King of Moderation

"deez nuts and a little sugar on top" is a wonderful line

ikr

The Unknown King of Moderation

There's already a hot mom part, one sec

i knowww but you gotta fuck her

Suddenly, the absolute epitome of fucking beauty descends into the kitchen. Enter INCREDIBLY HOT MOM Tina Wood. Her thick-ass meaty mommy thighs squish and rub together as she waltzes into the kitchen, her jiggly mommy milkers swaying from side to side. Holy hell she is a fucking milf I’d like to fuck. Her shiny brown hair drapes down her back which is undoubtedly full of pain from supporting those massive bahoodawhonkers. She leans over the kitchen island, her sexy bust acting like a soft pillow for her arms, which are just as hot. Her pink lips part as she begins to speak. Oh man I wonder what that mouth can do…

“Hi boys! Already up and at em, huh?” that sexy milf says in her hot mom voice. Holy fuck I want her to dominate me.

“Hi mom!” her sons reply in unison.

She hops up onto the table, her scrumptious ass cushioning her as she crosses her legs, those meaty thighs squeezing together. Wish my head was in there…

“Whatcha guys making?” she asks, blinking her sexy blue eyes a couple of times.

“Cereal.” replies one of those kids, I don’t even know or care who.

“Yum! Well hey boys, I gotta go work, but I’ll be home around dinner. Come tell Mama goodbye.” she says, smiling with her perfect ass teeth. Both boys come over and she gives them a kiss on the cheek. IT SHOULD’VE BEEN MEEEEEE!!!!!

She heads out the door, her plump ass and hips swaying from side to side. Alas, the moment is over. No more mommy for me :(

Well, on the bright side, I now know I can type pretty well with one hand.

checking this site before school

Comment deleted by ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

Certainly, here are some weird, random, wacky, and downright stupid ideas for your story:

The story revolves around a secret society of sentient, time-traveling garden gnomes who are trying to fix historical events disrupted by mischievous squirrels with time-travel acorns.

A character discovers a portal to a dimension where all inanimate objects are alive and have their own society. The conflict arises when the protagonist is put on trial for stepping on a sentient banana peel in this strange dimension.

In a world where people have the ability to exchange physical features, a character decides to trade their nose for a kangaroo's pouch, resulting in hilarious and bizarre consequences.

A mad scientist creates a machine that can turn people's dreams into reality. Chaos ensues as people's dreams, from mundane to absurd, start coming to life all at once.

In a parallel universe, dogs are the dominant species, and humans are kept as pets. Explore the life of a human family trying to impress their canine owner to avoid being put in the "time-out yard."

The story takes place on a planet where laughter is used as a currency, and the protagonist is a struggling stand-up comedian trying to save their family from bankruptcy by making people laugh.

An alien civilization has mistaken Earth's traffic jams for religious rituals, and they decide to visit and observe the "holy congestion" ceremonies.

The main character inherits a haunted toaster that not only makes perfect toast but also dispenses prophetic advice about their future, leading to increasingly absurd choices.

A detective with a supernatural ability can communicate with inanimate objects. They team up with a sentient, grumpy coffee cup to solve a series of quirky crimes around town.

In a world where gravity randomly reverses for a few minutes each day, society has adapted to these "flip-flop" events, and a group of thrill-seekers tries to surf on rooftops during the next flip-flop.

Feel free to use any of these ideas as inspiration for your story. Happy writing!

The Unknown King of Moderation

There will be sex

YAY

can you add me as a viewer to the dock whens there's sex?

Toast ツ

can you add me as a viewer to the dock whens there's sex?

me tooo

or just copy paste the sex in here