DoS jokes
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.