DoS jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.