DoS jokes
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.