What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
