DoS jokes
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.