DoS jokes
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on their face.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a retard?
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).