How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you haven't told her twice.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
