DoS jokes
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.