DoS jokes
"Bill, never do that again."
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)