What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
there was 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off how many where left? I DO NOT KNOW. there was none left they were all a bunch of copycats.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes ? Still no idea 😂
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef!
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Coz what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
why do golfers wear two pairs of pants
because he'll get a hole in one
What do you call a duck with no head
Your mom gay
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
