DoS jokes
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"