Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
