What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
If your ever bored just beat up a orphan, what are they gonna do tell their parents
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If your kid beats up a orphan , what are they going to do? what tell their parents.
When your bored punch and orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their Parents?
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
