DoS jokes
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!