DoS jokes
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.