DoS jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).