DoS jokes
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!