DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.