DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai