DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.