DoS jokes
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you call your mom? Gay.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.