DoS jokes
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
What am I doing?
Your mom.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.