DoS jokes

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Q: Why do women only use their lefts?

A: Because they don't have any rights.

What do you call a cat that walks slowly?

CATerpillar

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What disease do you get from eating fish?

Salmonella!

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

What do you call a fat duck?

Donald Duck.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?

“Kakuna Rattata!”

Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.