DoS jokes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What do you call a?
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!