Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
SUBSCRIBE!!!
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
