Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
