DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!