DoS jokes
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.