DoS jokes
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
If your wife says: âWhat would you most like to do to my body?â âIdentify itâ is the wrong answer.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
My girlfriendâs dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: âWhat am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?â
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Period: Guess whoâs back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.